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14.06.2025 08:07

So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
Still no good.
Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Just Forget it!